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These are
a few of my
favorite things.

Feel free to buy something

Here you’ll find the official No Expert merch (designed by my friends at Little Taller), plus some other stuff I just freakin’ love.

The Virtual Merch Table

Buying this stuff helps support my work – and gets you some cool stuff!
It’s a win-win, I’d say. (Powered, printed and shipped by Spring.) Prices are listed in USD.

Classic Ketchup Monster Tee

$23

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Nothing Bad Tote

$21

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No Expert Branded Shirt

$23

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A Very Medium Shirt

$23

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Ketchup Monster Tote

$21

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No Expert Jaunty Mug

$15

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Rescue Ranch: A Billionaire Cowboy Pilot Doctor Kind of Love Story

$5

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Cooking Pun Tote

$00

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Cooking Pun T-Shirt

$00

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Ketchup Monster T-shirt

$00

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Ketchup Monster Tote

$00

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Emily Duncan Branded T-shirt

$00

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Gift Ideas for Weirdos of Taste

These are simply things I use and would recommend. In all cases, the products were independently selected by me. I just wanted to share them in case you’re on the hunt for something cool.

(Please note that, when you click these links, you’ll be leaving my site. While I do my best to vet anything I link, any purchases you make will be between you and that merchant and should only be made at your discretion. Some of these are affiliate links, in which case I may earn a small commission on your purchase at no additional cost to you!) 

All Dressed Chips

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Ottogi Ketchup

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Garcia De La Cruz Olive Oil

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Decorative Kiwi Bird

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Lodge 12″ Cast Iron Skillet

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Expensive But Nice Diptyque Candle

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Harbison Cheese

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Fishwife Tinned Fish

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Maine Salt Farm Finishing Salt

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Hi Tempura Snacks

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Bourbon Cherries

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Maynards Fuzzy Peaches

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Billionaire Cowboy Pilot, M.D.

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Let’s Do This, Folks!

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Small Axe Peppers Hot Sauce

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Nikka Vodka

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Garlic-Jalapeño Double Stuffed Olives

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Fuji Whiskey

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My Favorite Mixing Bowl

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Food Scale

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Lodge Enameled Cast Iron Dutch Oven

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Meat Thermometer

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Men Coffee Mug

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Spatula Set

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The Food Lab

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Salt Fat Acid Heat

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Joe Beef: Surviving the Apocalypse

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Maangchi’s Big Book of Korean Cooking

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Dessert Person

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Homage

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Funky Wine Glasses

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Outdoor Wine Cups

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Melamine Dinnerware

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Martha Stewart Belk Cake Stand

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Charley Harper Bird Coasters

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Pioneer Woman Floral Platter Set

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An Unusually Excellent Shower Curtain

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Retro CBC Shirt

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Toronto Raptors Merch

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